It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it; but the young know they are wretched for they are full of the truthless ideal which have been instilled into them, and each time they come in contact with the real, they are bruised and wounded. It looks as if they were victims of a conspiracy; for the books they read, ideal by the necessity of selection, and the conversation of their elders, who look back upon the past through a rosy haze of forgetfulness, prepare them for an unreal life. They must discover for themselves that all they have read and all they have been told are lies, lies, lies; and each discovery is another nail driven into the body on the cross of life.
W. Somerset Maugham, Of Human Bondage  (via smilewithyourteeth)

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the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

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agabella:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MY GOD

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mycatsaregay:

corgisandboobs:

Is this what happens when you realize you’re gay?

yeah

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surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

image

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dirteye:

ay ay Ron

finally someone made gifs for this

are you seriously gonna make a gifset of a video without linking everyone to it

i’m gonna fucking shit myself

holy crap

i can’t breathe

call 911

ok no I’m sorry but the gifset does nOT DO THE VIDEO JUSTICE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

Someone literally reenacted this scene with two people for my high school freshman theater class.

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shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

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People will stare. Make it worth their while → Iris Van Herpen Haute Couture | F/W ‘11-‘12

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Iris Van Herpen Haute Couture | F/W ‘11-‘12

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